BABY GOT BACK
When did my sister become obsessed with Robert Pattinson?
OH NO, SHE’S GOT THE SICKNESS!
Today at work I accidently called a woman "sir."
And I kept blurting out “CREDIT OR DEBIT?” at the wrong time during transactions. Like, instead of saying “Do you want your receipt in the bag?” or “Do you have a rewards card?” Clearly my head was not in my work.
Everyone has someone, some people are just not willing to see what is right in front of them.
But those are the things that make me feel the most alive! I wouldn’t give up desire or the unknown for anything.
DRAGON LADY WASN'T AT WORK TODAY!
BEST SURPRISE EVER, YESSS!
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I REMEMBER THIS OH GOD NOSTALGIA
I believe Nickelodeon is the reason why I am so sexual. The naked man was my favorite, I thought he was naughty.
Why are they making jeans that are skinny in our widest parts?!
Ellen Degeneres
My lovely Tumblrs, make the best of this day you have been given.
I hope it is a good one.
